The Great Ragu says Eat Pasta and Live!

Okay, so I've never gotten around to finishing the shrine, and now I'm leaning more towards the Great Mushroom. But it would have been funny. Very funny. Maybe after I'm old and retired I'll take time to talk all about The Great Tomato, his prophet--The Great Ragu--The Great Onion and Dane (his evil minion or however you spell that), Pasta (the meaning of life), the Tomato sacrament, the Ten Commandments of Tomato, Tomato County, the philosophy of Tomatodom, and tons of other marinara saturated topics, including all the parts about persecution. For now, just take my word on the fact that it's another one of those college things.